January 2011
85 posts
“Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.”
– Sex & The City (via pinksubmergence)
trulaloo:
chaoticthought:
MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER...
I like people who I can occasionally have really...
juleyetae:
(via nobodysjuliet, gojamaicago)
KIDS
Una
Franco
Levi
Tie
“Carry yourself in such a way that when the people of the world are sitting, you...”
– (via pinksubmergence)
PINKSUBMERGENCE TOMBLOR FAMOUS. :)))))
BLACK MAIL
Me: Lagot ka bakit naglakad ka mag-isa? Pano pag nadapa ka?
Lola: Humahawak naman ako sa upuan
Me: Tsk! Tigas ng ulo. Isusumbong kita kay tita sige ka.
Lola: Wag naman.
Me: Sige. Hindi kita isusumbong. Bilhan mo nalang ako lipstick, lola.
Lola: Magkano ba yun?
>: ))
The sexual noises I make when I stretch.
Unpolished: planning pranks →
pinksubmergence:
Because of the rain, we felt obliged to have coffee. Unfortunately, we discovered, the cafe in school closes early during Saturdays. So we opted for the usual fast food hot chocolate and coffee. I had no idea they still served warm beverages in the evening. I always thought breakfast meals and…
One mocha frappuccino for MALYN!
Think how many people have sat next to you on a...
pinksubmergence:
How apt. How absolutely apt.
Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation,...
If a bitch ever steals my man , theres no better...
How did the word "FUCK" come from?
art-of-observation:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.”...
NASAAN SI JIM?
Me: Kuya-guard may Quiapo jeep ba dito?
Guard: Wala po si Sir Jim eh.
TENGENA.
